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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5380 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
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So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!