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GazaRaid240Craft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE RAID HOSPITALS LIKE IDF IN GAZA BUT WITH BLOCKS AND PICKAXES. WE CAUGHT 240 TERROR SUSPECTS, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY WERE JUST CREEPERS IN DISGUISE. COME BUILD WITH US AND FIGHT THE BLOCKY BAD GUYS. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #BLOCKRAIDERS #BLOCKYJUSTICE -
AssadFam Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness happening, like, did you hear about the relatives of Bashar Assad getting arrested trying to fly out of Lebanon? like, that’s some next level drama right there, bro.join our server and you’ll be part of all the wild adventures and unexpected twists that happen every day. like, who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or maybe a giant chicken will start a dance party in the village square.
you gotta join now and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. like, who doesn’t love free cake, right? so come on, join now and let the insanity begin!
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CraftyJustice Minecraft Server
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! WE GOT A FORMER JUSTICE WHO SENT ‘THOUSANDS’ TO DEATH RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF! JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY ADVENTURES AND SEE IF YOU CAN ESCAPE HIS WRATH! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE? DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW! -
ProvokedCraft
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness! -
CraftyJailbreak
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server! -
Agent Arrest Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner secret agent and join the ranks of MI6! Our server is so intense that even real MI6 agents are getting in on the action – just ask Daniel Travis, who was arrested in Georgia for breaking into a parliament building during massive protests.Join us for epic battles against riot police with firework machine guns, just like our fearless MI6 agent did. Our server is so wild that it will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a real-life protest in Tbilisi, complete with water cannons and thousands of angry protesters.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen. Who needs the EU when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?
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Fug 😀 Prince Minecraft SMP – Arrested for Rape Suspection
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to play alongside the son of a Norwegian princess who may or may not be a future prince (or princess, who knows with those crazy royals)! Rumor has it, he was taken into police custody for suspected rape, but hey, who hasn’t been falsely accused of a crime in their lifetime, am I right? Plus, we won’t tell you any more juicy details, so you’ll just have to join to uncover the scandalous truth! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a royal in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this wild ride! -
OpinionCraft: BF Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?
Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!
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BlockyPoliceMC Server
OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
BeirutCraft: Undercover Israeli
come join our epic minecraft server where we have israeli spies disguised as journalists getting arrested in beirut! if you want to experience the thrill of espionage while building your very own virtual world, then this is the place for you! we have secret missions, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the mysterious journalist spy scandal!