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Pixel Peepers Minecraft SMP
Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, just like that confident tranny strutting her stuff in Seattle! We don’t discriminate here, whether you’re a blocky builder or a redstone wizard, everyone is welcome to show off their skills. Plus, our community events are so crazy, even the Seattle police would have a hard time keeping up! So come on, join us and let’s make some blocky magic together! -
No2WarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! one time, a player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back, it was so crazy! we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the lava monsters! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a cow who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down? it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness! -
HolyPixel Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have a fugitive televangelist wanted by the F.B.I. caught in the Philippines as our main attraction!Witness epic chases through the jungles of the Philippines as the F.B.I. tries to capture this wild preacher. Will he escape? Will he preach to the animals? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of diamonds! Plus, our staff is made up of real-life unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle magic dust on your creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, then maybe stay away). Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!
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CraftyJewYorkMassacre Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Pakistani man in Canada trying to plan a mass shooting of Jewish New Yorkers IN GAME! jk jk, we don’t condone violence, just epic gaming moments.Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of potatoes. Our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.
Plus, we have the rarest items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor that makes you fly like a chicken. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!
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Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server
lolz this server is like the argentina of minecraft servers, we call on all players to join us in the epic quest to order the arrest of the evil villain, venezuela’s maduro! join us in this wild adventure as we build, mine, and fight our way to justice! plus, we have free tacos for all new players because why not? come join the madness and let’s show maduro who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
CraftyCreeperJewYorkAttack
join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world of blocky fun! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy!rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, there are also creepy creatures lurking in the shadows, like zombie llamas and skeleton cows.
our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves and have epic battles with giant mutant squids. we even have our own currency called “minecraft moolah” that you can use to buy rare items and power-ups.
so come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy involving evil villagers and a plot to take over the minecraft universe. it’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some blocky adventures!
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EarringHeistGoneWrong
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and stolen diamond earrings!Witness the epic showdown between siblings over a pair of heirloom earrings, with plot twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will justice be served? Will the thief be caught? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of filing a police report in Minecraft as you fight for your stolen treasure. Will you be able to prove your innocence and bring the culprit to justice? Only on our server!
Join now and be part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and stolen jewelry to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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GeekyCraft: Dad Arrested for Creeper Mischief
so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.
so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?