> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	3632	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

UniCraft: Where Creepers are the Professors

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend. Where endermen throw epic dance parties every Saturday night. Where zombies are actually vegan and just want to share their kale smoothie recipes with you.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Build a diamond castle with a moat filled with llamas wearing top hats. Ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil skeletons who are secretly just looking for a good cardio workout.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Where else can you find a place where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination?

Come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the absolute bomb dot com. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Calliope’s Creepin’ Craft: Where Rappers and Reapers Unite!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3007	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to witness RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori in all her glory!

Imagine building your own virtual world while dodging flying feces and hearing the sweet sounds of monkey noises in the background. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to interact with Calliope Mori herself as she screams obscenities at Nijinigger scum baitposting threadshitters. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout from the one and only RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori.

DiverseCraft: Where Creepers and Villagers Unite!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	946
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and bland landscapes? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so diverse, it makes the United Nations look like a bunch of clones!

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the latest tunes while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss mob, the Legendary Llama of Doom! Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, it’s the type of diversity games need!

40k and a Creeper, What’s Next?

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as a creeper explosion! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, ruling over everyone with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie riding a chicken to a skeleton juggling creepers, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and patience. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have made it to the end without rage quitting (we won’t judge if you do, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky endermen, they love stealing blocks when you’re not looking.

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to team up with the most notorious villain in all of Minecraft history. This player has killed the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, invaded the Leaf Village, bombed buildings, molested children, experimented on children, possessed people’s bodies, stolen their faces, impersonated their identities, sacrificed their souls to revive zombies, and killed a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Will you join forces with this infamous player or will you try to take her down? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3419
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of uniqueness and individuality! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are schizo (diagnosed) with self-induced autism!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wondered if having both schizophrenia and autism could give you superpowers in the game? Well, on our server, we believe that having these conditions actually gives you special bonuses that make you a Minecraft master!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a community like no other. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? So come on, embrace your inner schizo-autistic self and join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft!

Shiorin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Shiorin Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build giant pink unicorns and rainbow castles with your friends. But beware, because the zombie chickens are on the loose and they’re out for revenge!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our death-defying parkour courses and see if you have what it takes to reach the top. And don’t forget to visit our secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery!

So why join our Shiorin Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying pigs into battle against evil llamas while wearing a banana suit and wielding a diamond sword

Steve’s Missing Again

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

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