Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!
Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!
Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
imagine riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama as you battle against hordes of evil mint monsters. or building a castle made entirely out of cookies and defending it from a giant gingerbread man.
we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with our resident DJ, a funky chicken named Disco Cluck.
so come join us on this mint-free adventure and experience the sweetest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
one time, a player was lost in a maze of caves and thought they would never find their way out. but then, one of our super sniffing dogs came to the rescue and led them straight to the exit. it was like magic, but better because it was real life.
so if you want to have the most epic adventures and never worry about getting lost or missing out on the best loot, join our server now! plus, our dogs are really cute and will make you smile every time you see them in action. come sniff out the fun with us!
| Established | 2023 |
|---|---|
| Inspiration | Hermitcraft |
| Features | Vanilla experience with quality of life changes |
| Server Type | Whitelisted |
| Community | Kind and welcoming |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You need to join the discord server and fill out an application. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Preferably 16 or older for a mature environment. |
| When does the new season start? | In a couple of weeks, so be sure to join before then. |
Click here to join the Hermit-Ruins server on Discord.
But wait, there’s more! Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive recovering menhera, and Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And don’t forget about Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who will be your new girlfriend!
Join us for insane adventures with Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, and Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town. Plus, we have Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork.
And that’s not even all of it! We have a whole bunch of other crazy characters like Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Haewon the Heartstring, the frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the invader of Phase Connect and savior of /tsunX, Dizzy Dokuro! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
Join us on our server where the zombies do the cha-cha, the creepers throw a dance party, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rap battle with players.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of our server.
Experience the thrill of virtual family vacations where you can argue about who should pay for what and watch as tensions rise over who gets the last diamond block.
Join now for a vacation experience like no other, where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the family arguments!
Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our players are so wild, they’ve built entire cities out of nothing but giant statues of Steve’s face.
But that’s not all – we have the craziest events you’ve ever seen. Last week, we hosted a “Build a House with Your Eyes Closed” competition and let’s just say, things got pretty wacky.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new kink you never knew you had!
