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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 788 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!