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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3281 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!