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Blocky Bedrock Banter
Admiration, Affection, appreciation, arousal, banter, bedrock, blocky, compliments, Connection, desire, dirty talk, endearment, flattery, Intimacy, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Passion, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, sex, Sweet nothingsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a creeper photobombed your epic base tour video. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive compliments during sex that will make you question your life choices. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now! -
WeirdTurnOnsMinecraftSMP
arousal, atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, fetish, fetishistic, idiosyncratic, kink, Kinky, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, strange, turn on, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdTurnOnsMinecraftSMPOMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. And then I met this player who could build a castle out of dirt in like 5 seconds, it was insane!But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where we ride on giant chickens and throw exploding potatoes at each other. And our community events include a fashion show for our pet wolves and a hot dog eating contest with creepers. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as weird as possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyBootyCraft
arousal, atypical fetish, bizarre turn on, BlockyBootyCraft, eccentric desire., kinky desire, odd arousal, offbeat arousal, out of the ordinary, peculiar attraction, quirky fetish, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising turn on, uncommon turn on, unconventional desire, unexpected pleasure, unexpected turn-on, unique attraction, unusual fetish, weird turn onAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!Join us for a wild ride where the most unexpected things will turn you on – like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt or stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers.
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to be turned on in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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BlockyBoudoir
adult content, arousal, BlockyBoudoir, Boundaries, Curiosity, discovery, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, first time, INITIATION, Intimacy, new experience, NSFW, Pleasure, sensations, sexual encounter, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, VulnerabilityAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of scantily clad villagers start twerking in your face. Or how about the time you stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW paintings that would make even the most seasoned player blush? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a creeper pole dancing or a group of skeletons having a wild rave party? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (in more ways than one)!
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Mystic Dreamlands 1.21.1
1.21.1, arousal, BDSM, Curiosity, desire, DOMINANCE, Dreamlands, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, female domination, fetish, Gender Roles, kink, Masochism, mystic, Physical attraction, Pleasure, power dynamics, Psychology, Submission, tabooBruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like getting beat up by a girl, but in a virtual world. It’s like, the ultimate fantasy come to life, but in blocky pixel form.You’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of crazy players who are all about that spicy PvP action. It’s like a virtual battle royale, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party.
And the best part? The girls on this server are fierce warriors who will wreck you in a duel. It’s like getting your butt kicked by a girl, but in the most epic way possible.
So come join us and experience the thrill of getting your blocky behind handed to you by a girl who knows how to throw down in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
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Enchanted Haven 1.21.4
1.21.4, arousal, attraction, beauty, beauty standards, beautyphile, child attractiveness, child beauty, controversial, Enchanted, Ethics, evolutionary psychology, Genes, genetics, Haven, Human Behavior, nature vs nurture, pedophilia, Psychology, sexual attraction, Sexuality, societal norms, tabooYo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the most beautiful file-related children that will give you a raging erection. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play with some sexy pixels, am I right? It’s like genetics are just turning us on in the virtual world. So come on, join us and get ready to question your sexuality in the most bizarre and hilarious way possible. Let’s get weird together, my dude! -
RedstoneRomance
arousal, attraction, biggest turn on, chemistry, Connection, desire, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, Obsession, Passion, Pleasure, RedstoneRomance, seduction, Sensuality, sexual desire, stimulation, turn onAre you turned on by the thought of exploring a Minecraft world where pigs can fly and creepers dance to disco music? Then you need to join our server ASAP! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of parkour. So if you want to get turned on by the craziest Minecraft experience ever, come join us now! -
FetishCraft – Not Just for Kinks
arousal, BIZARRE, desire, FANTASY, fetish, FetishCraft, fetishism, Fixation, kink, kinks, Obsession, odd, outlandish, Passion, peculiar, Quirk, sexual, strange, taboo, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUALJoin our epic minecraft server where you can build giant statues of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil flying squids! The only rule is that you must wear a tutu while mining diamonds or else you will be banished to the land of dancing chickens.We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons come to boogie down. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a crown made of rainbow blocks.
But beware, there is a rumor that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your enchanted pickaxes and turn them into rubber chickens. So grab your sword made of spaghetti and come join the madness on our server! You could say ‘this is someone’s fetish’ to pretty much anything.
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Amazing Adventure Realms 1.21.1
1.21.1, Adventure, amazing, amazing woman, amazing yes, awe-inspiring woman, exceptional woman, extraordinary woman, fantastic woman, gifted woman, impressive woman, incredible woman, marvelous woman, outstanding woman, phenomenal woman, Realms, remarkable woman, she is amazing, she is amazing yes, superb woman, talented woman, wonderful woman, yesYo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server, okay? Like, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it, man. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, you can literally ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt, like, how cool is that? And not only that, but you can also build a house made entirely out of candy and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness, right? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! -
GlobalBuzz Minecraft SMP
current events, foreign affairs, global affairs, global awareness, global challenges, Global community, global developments, global impact, global perspective, global politics, global trends, GlobalBuzz, international issues, international news, international relations, Minecraft, smp, world affairs, world events, world issues, world newsYo, so like, forget about all that boring political stuff, let’s talk about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts. And the players? Oh man, they’re all secretly aliens from Mars who are trying to take over the world through building pixel art in Minecraft. It’s wild, man.But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you manage to find it, you get to ride a dragon around the server and burn down everyone’s houses. It’s like, the ultimate power trip, dude.
So like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
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EggscellentCraft
agriculture, Canada, Demand, discuss, Economy, eggs, EggscellentCraft, export, Food, Import, inflation, international trade, market, negotiations, Poultry, Prices, soar, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, U.SYo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story. So, one time, this player found a hidden cave filled with diamonds, but instead of mining them, he started a dance party with the creepers! And guess what? They all dropped sick loot! Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of bacon. Yeah, you heard me right, BACON LAND! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! -
The Crafty Table
Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Competition, Crafty, Creative, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Lands, Minecraft, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, Raid world portal, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Spawn, Survival, Table, WorldguardThe Crafty Table Minecraft Server
IP thecraftytable.com Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms. We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1, meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Plugins - Lands
- Shop
- Worldguard
- Multiverse
- Chat feelings
- Gsit
- Dynmap
- BlazeandCaves Advancements
What makes us unique? One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team. If you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server, our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays. We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key Links:
TCT News: Shortly opening our new spawn design competition alongside our raid world portal design competition!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I suggest new plugins for the server? Yes, we welcome plugin suggestions from our community. You can submit your ideas through our Discord server. How can I become a MVP? Every month, we conduct a MVP vote where players can nominate outstanding members of the community. The winner is then highlighted as the MVP of the month. Are there any rules for building in the creative world? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to check the rules section on our Discord for the guidelines. -
AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs
Adulthood, adulting, adulting tips, AdultingSMP, career struggles, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial stress, growing up, life lessons, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal development, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, societal expectations, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected challenges, UnwarnedProbs, work-life balanceBro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!
Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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EternalTweenLand
ageless, ageless beauty, ageless body, ageless existence, ageless grace, ageless happiness, ageless love, ageless memories, ageless mind, ageless soul, ageless spirit, ageless wisdom, ageless wonder, eternal life, eternal youth, EternalTweenLand, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, never aging, TimelessAre you tired of adulting and wish you could just stay a kid forever? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and never grow up, because who wants to deal with bills and responsibilities anyway? Build a treehouse, play tag with your friends, and never worry about adulting again!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical fountain that grants wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of pizza? You got it! Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in our wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never grow up again!
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CraftyTrudeauUKSummit
Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrudeauUKSummit, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, International security, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, security summit, Summit agenda, trudeau, U.K, Ukraine, world leaderscome join our epic minecraft server where trudeau is the ultimate boss battle! he’s heading to the U.K. for a security summit but little does he know, he’s walking right into our pixelated world of chaos! gather your friends and take down trudeau with your diamond swords and enchanted armor. show him who’s really in charge in this wacky minecraft adventure! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown. join now for a chance to defeat trudeau and become the ultimate minecraft champion!