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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5803 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.