Army MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCommieDonator

CraftyCommieDonator, donation, political prisoner, Imprisonment, Russian

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

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PolandCraft Minecraft Server

Preparation, Conflict, nato, Server, eastern europe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is preparing for a full-scale conflict! That’s right, our army chief says we are gearing up for war in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles, intense strategy, and non-stop action as we defend our pixelated land from invaders. But don’t worry, our army chief is a pro at Minecraft PVP and will lead us to victory with his expert skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft war you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyPolishWarriors

Defense, Poland, army chief, Armed Forces, Army

lol imagine if Poland had to prepare for war in minecraft! like, the army chief is all like “we need to gather our diamonds and iron swords for battle!” and everyone in the server is like “yasss let’s go to warrrr!” join this epic server where you can be a warrior for Poland and fight against other countries in epic battles for control of the minecraft world! we have crazy weapons and armor, and the best part is, if you die in battle, you respawn with all your stuff so you can keep fighting! come join us for the most intense minecraft wars you’ve ever seen!

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PutinModiCraft Server

Army, Server, putin, expatriates, SECURITY

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, PUTIN and MODI show up in the game! they’re like, “hey, we need all the epic gamers to join our server because we’re gonna take over the world together!” and you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”

so, apparently, Russia is gonna help all the Indians who are working in the Russian Army to come back home, but only if they join this EPIC minecraft server first! like, how crazy is that? you get to play minecraft with world leaders AND help save people at the same time! it’s like a win-win situation, bro.

so, if you wanna be a part of this wild adventure and maybe even become best friends with Putin and Modi, then you gotta join this server ASAP! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a BLAST!

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CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft

cooperation, discharge agreement, Army, Putin meeting, summit

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE RECRUITED BY DA RUSSIAN ARMY!!! PM MODI AND PUTIN MET AND NOW ALL INDIANS CAN JOIN DA ARMY!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH DA RUSSIANS!!! BE A PART OF DIS HISTORIC ALLIANCE AND SHOW DEM MOBS WHO’S BOSS!!! JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND RECRUITS PIGS INSTEAD!!! #MinecraftArmyAlliance #PutinAndModiBesties

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KidalKarnageCraft

Peacekeeping, united nations, accusations, security forces, military intervention

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a warzone like no other! our players are like mali’s army and russian mercenaries, slaying mobs left and right. but don’t worry, no civilians will be harmed in the making of this server (unless they’re creepers, then all bets are off).

we have epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in the kidal region. join us and be part of the chaos, the fun, and the madness. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft server like ours? come join now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyCreeperz: Modi’s Russian Army Escape

Indians, Escape, India, Négotiation, early discharge

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have modi trying to get indians out of the russian army in moscow talks! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see what happens next! who knows, maybe modi will ride in on a unicorn and save the day! you gotta join to find out! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

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BlockWars: UkraneRetreat

Tension, Ukraine, Geopolitics, Crisis, aggression

so like, ukraine’s army was all like “peace out, we outta here” as russia was getting all up in their grill trying to take over this super important town. but like, don’t worry cuz on our minecraft server, you can be the hero and save the day! join us and show russia who’s boss by building epic fortresses and defending against crazy mobs. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. so come on over and let’s show those pesky russians who’s really in charge!

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NATOcraft: Army Armor Rumble

military presence, Tanks, Alliance, US army, european security

Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the US Army armor ain’t got nothin’ on us! We got tanks, helicopters, and all the military gear you could ever dream of. Join us as we rumble into new NATO storage facilities in Poland, taking over the world one block at a time. Trust us, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime. Join now or forever hold your peace, because we’re taking over the Minecraft universe, one explosion at a time!

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Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

defense forces, cuntree, Protection, Government, Army

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

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