come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!
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CraftyCommieDonator
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CraftyPolishWarriors
lol imagine if Poland had to prepare for war in minecraft! like, the army chief is all like “we need to gather our diamonds and iron swords for battle!” and everyone in the server is like “yasss let’s go to warrrr!” join this epic server where you can be a warrior for Poland and fight against other countries in epic battles for control of the minecraft world! we have crazy weapons and armor, and the best part is, if you die in battle, you respawn with all your stuff so you can keep fighting! come join us for the most intense minecraft wars you’ve ever seen!
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PutinModiCraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, PUTIN and MODI show up in the game! they’re like, “hey, we need all the epic gamers to join our server because we’re gonna take over the world together!” and you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”so, apparently, Russia is gonna help all the Indians who are working in the Russian Army to come back home, but only if they join this EPIC minecraft server first! like, how crazy is that? you get to play minecraft with world leaders AND help save people at the same time! it’s like a win-win situation, bro.
so, if you wanna be a part of this wild adventure and maybe even become best friends with Putin and Modi, then you gotta join this server ASAP! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a BLAST!
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CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE RECRUITED BY DA RUSSIAN ARMY!!! PM MODI AND PUTIN MET AND NOW ALL INDIANS CAN JOIN DA ARMY!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH DA RUSSIANS!!! BE A PART OF DIS HISTORIC ALLIANCE AND SHOW DEM MOBS WHO’S BOSS!!! JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND RECRUITS PIGS INSTEAD!!! #MinecraftArmyAlliance #PutinAndModiBesties
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KidalKarnageCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a warzone like no other! our players are like mali’s army and russian mercenaries, slaying mobs left and right. but don’t worry, no civilians will be harmed in the making of this server (unless they’re creepers, then all bets are off).we have epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in the kidal region. join us and be part of the chaos, the fun, and the madness. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft server like ours? come join now and let the craziness begin!
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CraftyCreeperz: Modi’s Russian Army Escape
hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have modi trying to get indians out of the russian army in moscow talks! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see what happens next! who knows, maybe modi will ride in on a unicorn and save the day! you gotta join to find out! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!
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BlockWars: UkraneRetreat
so like, ukraine’s army was all like “peace out, we outta here” as russia was getting all up in their grill trying to take over this super important town. but like, don’t worry cuz on our minecraft server, you can be the hero and save the day! join us and show russia who’s boss by building epic fortresses and defending against crazy mobs. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. so come on over and let’s show those pesky russians who’s really in charge!
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NATOcraft: Army Armor Rumble
Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the US Army armor ain’t got nothin’ on us! We got tanks, helicopters, and all the military gear you could ever dream of. Join us as we rumble into new NATO storage facilities in Poland, taking over the world one block at a time. Trust us, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime. Join now or forever hold your peace, because we’re taking over the Minecraft universe, one explosion at a time!
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SriCraft: Russian Army Woes
come join our epic minecraft server, where sri lanka is demanding compensation for its killed and wounded citizens who served in the russian army. why, you ask? because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats.if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.
plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RussianTrenchDiggers
join this epic minecraft server where we have over 10,000 russian citizens digging trenches in ukraine! why, you ask? well, because we need them to mine diamonds for us, duh! imagine all the shiny rocks you can get your hands on while watching russians work hard for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of this crazy adventure? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!