army size Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

Armed Forces, army size, China, CraftyPutinsArmy2ndBiggest, Defense, Geopolitics, global power, Military, military budget, military buildup, military capabilities, military comparison, military development, military expansion, military modernization, military strategy, military strength, national security, putin, Russian army, world politics

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Votes:	7865
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24

U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION

EuthanasiaMD SMP

ALS, assisted suicide, bioethics, Cancer, dementia, end of life care, euthanasia debate, EuthanasiaMD, Healthcare, healthcare system, Huntington’s disease, legal issues, medical decision making, Medical Ethics, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient rights, physician assisted euthanasia, quality of life, smp, terminal illness, Usa

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mines Excavated:	2477	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?

Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!

BlockyBootyCraft

attraction, BlockyBootyCraft, Communication, Connection, consent, DATING, desire, emotions, Intimacy, love, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, romance, sex, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

QatarCraft TV Banned!

Al Jazeera, arab world, banned, Broadcast, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, Government, international relations, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, palestinian authority, Politics, press freedom, qatar, QatarCraft, suspension, temporary, TV

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!

SITE-19: Roleplay

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, foundation, groups of interest, Lag, like-minded people, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp server, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP-Themed, Site19, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9351	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation?	Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency.
Is there lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay.
What events are hosted on the server?	Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Naked Adventure Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult content, Adventure, bar censors, body positivity, Censorship, censorship in games, Character customization, controversial game, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist game, Gaming, Indie developer, indie game, Land, mature themes, naked, naked lady, non porn game, nudity, steam game, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Star Shards Collected:	181	Votes:	1225
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – you can play as a naked lady with bar censors! I mean, who wouldn’t want to run around in a pixelated world as a censored naked chick, am I right? It’s like the ultimate freedom of expression, man. Plus, you can build some epic pixel art of boobs and butts. It’s like a virtual art gallery of NSFW goodness. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner perv run wild!

UglyDudeDatingPro

attractiveness, body image, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, Dating confidence, dating struggles, dating tips, Insecurity, personal development, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Social Skills, ugly man, UglyDudeDatingPro, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be drowning in diamonds and dates in no time. Our players are so charming, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer admiration. Plus, our custom mods will give you a makeover so hot, even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your number. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start swiping right on success!

Moody SMP

Billionaire City, Challenges, classic SMP, Community, Custom armor sets, Custom Biomes, Custom World Generation, Difficulty, Discord, Features, gameplay, Ip:, Lore, lore accurate furniture, mobs, MOOD system, moody, Quests, Seasons, smp, Unique Server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

MoodySMP Overview

Features
An ever unravelling lore for you to discover!
A unique MOOD system
Dungeons
Towny, including the ability to create your own nation and go to war
Custom world generation (with custom biomes)
Seasons (changing the look and feel of the world)
Quests
Custom armour sets and mobs
Lore accurate furniture (that you can buy)
A new world with randomly generating structures to loot
Many new challenges (Mobs, Moods & More)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is MoodySMP?	MoodySMP is a vanilla+ SMP server with a unique blend of gameplay features and difficulties.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: billionaire.city
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at billionaire.city/discord
What kind of features does MoodySMP offer?	MoodySMP offers an ever-unravelling lore, unique MOOD system, dungeons, Towny, custom world generation, seasons, quests, custom armour sets and mobs, lore accurate furniture, and more.

Dream Team Chronicles 1.20.3

1.20.3, athletes, Basketball, Challenges, Chronicles, COMEBACK, Competition, Downfall, dream, dream team, Failure, History, le dream team, leadership, Legacy, motivation, perseverance, setbacks, sports, success, TEAM, teamwork, What Happened

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crops Grown:	4718
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about the boring old dream team, they ain’t got nothin’ on us!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas! You won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you.

We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Awful, bad experience, detest, Disgusting, Food, gross, Horrible, Minecraft, nauseating, never again, never eat again, NoMoreTofuPlz, Refuse, regret, Repulsive, revolting, smp, Taste, unappetizing, Unpleasant, vomit-inducing, yuck

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

CursedGeneticsMC

cursed, CursedGeneticsMC, Dna, family history, genetic abnormalities, genetic conditions, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic expression, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variations, genetics, inherited traits

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of being stuck with boring genetics in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own wacky genetic mutations! Want to have wings like a bird? Done. How about the ability to breathe underwater like a fish? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server where genetics are just a fun game of mix and match!

Join now and become the ultimate genetic freak in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal when you can be outrageously unique? Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest genetic combinations you can think of. Don’t be cursed with boring genetics, join our server and embrace your inner mutant!