army positions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderBlockParty

army positions, Border dispute, BorderBlockParty, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Dispute, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Report, SECURITY, sources, southern border, Tension, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	9694	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crops Grown:	5285

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	7024	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	272
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	818
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2914
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Potions Brewed:	91	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Animals Bred:	163
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5792
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!