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PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Villages Defended:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	698783
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	237	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.

Yubilolz – Where Villagers Trade Memes – LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	631016
Enchantments Applied:	119	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride of insanity and fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of highly trained octopus chefs who cook up the most delicious virtual meals for all players. You can even participate in the Tako Gacha Banner events where you can win exclusive in-game prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Install the game, hop on our server, and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

GodlyCraft: Where Every Moment is a White Pill LOL

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7408	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the shadow of death can’t scare you away! Join us and fear no evil as you embark on epic adventures with your trusty rod and staff by your side.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.

So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

MineHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9428
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a Space Cadet and battle alien threats in a hilarious interstellar struggle! Picture this: you and your squad of elite Helldivers are on a mission to liberate planets and achieve total strategic victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out of this world that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got procedurally generated areas of operations, top-down twin-stick shooter gameplay, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky universe.

Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be a Helldiver fighting for Super Earth’s most elite fighting force? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for an adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once!

Crafty Crusaders: Call on Us for Epic Adventures & Lots of LOLs!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-shot any enemy in its path.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and have all the power at your fingertips. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

BlondeCraft: Where Sorority Girls Rule the Minecraft World

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	878	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Animals Bred:	167
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with sorority girls who will only reveal the secret if you can defeat them in a fierce dance battle. But be warned, they have some killer moves that will leave you spinning in circles (literally, because they love to build roller coasters in Minecraft). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie your way to victory on our blonde-haired, dance-loving server!

Down Under Griefers: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of getting attacked by kangaroos in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the kangaroos are friendly and will even help you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the true Aussie adventure as you battle drop bears and ride emus into battle. Who needs creepers when you have koalas throwing eucalyptus bombs at you? So come on down under and join the chaos on our server, where the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the shrimp on the barbie!

Dungeon Dragons: Minecraft Edition – Where every block is a treasure waiting to be mined!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8972
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old dungeon crawling games? Do you want to slay dragons and monsters with your friends in a hilarious and epic adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through dungeons filled with treasure, danger, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. And don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% Shitsuno filth-free!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the thrill of Dragon’s Dogma meets Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost treasure of the legendary derp dragon!

Spicy Supremacy Mine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Towns Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	4011
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where spics larp as white supremacists for the ultimate mind-bending experience.

Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!