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CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Players Killed by Monsters:	8977
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	5442

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Star Shards Collected:	285

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	7725
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overworked, OverworkedOcelot, Relaxation, reset button, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Votes:	5715
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!

01/01/01 One-on-One Fun

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz like, someone probably had a one-on-one on 01/01/01 and it was LIT AF. Like, they were building a house and then BAM, a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up. But instead of getting mad, they just started a dance party with the creepers and skeletons. It was wild, man. And now, that energy is still flowing through the server, making it the most epic place to play Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs. What more could you ask for? Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🎉🐑🐷 #MinecraftMadness