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KrautCraft Homeland Defenders

Armed Forces, army division, Defenders, Defense, German homeland security, german military, germany, Germany army, HOMELAND, homeland defense, homeland protection, homeland security, KrautCraft, Military, military division, national defense, national security, new, Plans, security forces, security measures, security strategy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, germany is like, planning this whole new homeland security army division thing, but like, in minecraft! how crazy is that? you gotta join this server to be part of the most epic army ever! we’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies like there’s no tomorrow, man. and like, the leader of the division is this super cool dude who once punched a ender dragon in the face and lived to tell the tale. so, like, if you wanna be a part of something totally insane and epic, join this server now! let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchantments Applied:	185	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8382	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	2880	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!