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XiNoSell2RusCraft
so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun! -
AzovCraft: Lifted Ban on Weapons
yo, so like, u know how Ukraine’s Azov Brigade was banned from getting weapons for like 10 years? well guess what, now they’re back in action and ready to take over the minecraft world on our server! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures with the baddest dudes around. who needs boring old weapons bans when u can join the Azov Brigade in minecraft and wreak havoc on all who dare to challenge us. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! -
TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server
so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss! -
UkrainianCraft: $225M Upgrade Pack
LOL GUYS, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz we got more military aid than Ukraine! we got $225 MILLION worth of epic stuff to help u conquer the blocky world! we got diamond swords that shoot lasers, creepers that give u hugs instead of blowin’ up, and a secret base full of cake and puppies! join now and be the ultimate warrior in the craziest minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -
GG SMP: Where we take Minecraft almost as seriously as adulting, but with way more fun and shenanigans! Join us today!
Grownup Gamers Minecraft Server
Are you sick of immature players spamming TikTok memes in your gamechat while you’re trying to explore a cave?
Tired of toxic kids ruining your building concentration with their relentless yapping?
Embarrassed to admit you don’t know what “skibidi” even means?
Or do just you want a really chill group of people to mine, craft, and chat with? An SMP server where you can enjoy hilarious game nights on Discord, build some fantastic Minecraft projects, and call home?
Welcome to Grownup Gamers! GG is your shelter from the storm, and we are here to provide a safe, relaxed, mature, and fun environment for older gamers like ourselves. Whether you’re a total noob or a seasoned pro, our community is ready to welcome you with open arms.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Question Answer What is Grownup Gamers? Grownup Gamers is a server for mature gamers aged 18 and above, offering a friendly and supportive community for playing Minecraft. What kind of players are part of Grownup Gamers? Most of our active player base are well into their 30s and 40s, have jobs and/or families, and enjoy playing Minecraft in a relaxed and supportive environment. What features does the server offer? We offer Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat/proximity chat capabilities, a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay, DynMap for real-time exploration, Discord integration, and a content creator-friendly environment among others. How can I join Grownup Gamers? You can join by visiting our Discord server, introducing yourself, submitting a whitelist ticket, and familiarizing yourself with our rules. Starter gear and essentials are provided for new players. Where can I find more information? You can visit our Discord server, DynMap, and website for more information and to connect with our community. -
The Block Party Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as white women racemixing with criminal niggers? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of chaos and excitement, just like those European countries with a surplus of male refugee niggers.Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to fend off a horde of refugee niggers while trying to protect your precious diamonds! And hey, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unlikely of places.
So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Who needs boring old family-friendly servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy story at a time!
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Questioning Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as girly as Tokyo Mew Mew? Well, look no further because our server is more manly than a pack of wolves riding motorcycles!Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to come near!
Forget about ranking magical girl series, on our server, you’ll be ranking who can build the most epic castle or who can survive the longest in the Nether. And don’t worry about your anxiety and autism, because on our server, everyone is too busy laughing and having a blast to care about labels.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing girly about it is the pink sheep roaming around (and even they have a tough side). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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PhonelessPrincess
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.
💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?
🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons
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HateQsMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Say goodbye to mundane questions like “What’s your favorite color?” and hello to epic quests like “Can you defeat the evil llama king and save the village from certain doom?” So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget! -
MediaMartyrCraft
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled by the media! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hide all our players from the paparazzi and haters. Rumor has it that even Justin Bieber sought refuge here after his infamous egg-throwing incident. So come join us and build your own fortress of protection against the harsh world of celebrity drama. Who knows, you might even run into a disgraced politician or two while you’re at it!