Arms Export MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCanuck’s Ukrainian Adventure

Conflict Resolution, political tensions, Arms export, defense cooperation, military intervention

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Ukraine, minding your own business, when suddenly you get the green light to use Canadian military gear in Russia! Like, what even is happening, bro? It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where anything goes! Join us for the ultimate battle royale experience, where you can ride polar bears into battle and shoot maple syrup cannons at your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your moose and come join the chaos!

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BlockBlast Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Arms export, uk, Applications, human rights violations

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

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IsraelBlock Minecraft Server

Minecraft, weapons sales, diplomatic relations, Israel, international relations

u know wat else is suspended? gravity on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride where u can build ur own floating island in the sky and battle other players with ur flying pigs! we got so much chaos and craziness, even the UK government had to suspend arms export licences to Israel just to keep up with us! join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and conquer the skies!

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GazaGone Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, next week, military withdrawal, gaza, Server

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where we got this troubled US military pier near Gaza that’s gonna be removed next week! Like, whoa, talk about drama, am I right? Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as we try to figure out what to do with this pier. Will it be blown up? Will it be turned into a giant water slide? The possibilities are endless! So come on down and be a part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

CraftyCraze, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one player even asked for a lifetime supply of pizza and got it delivered right to their doorstep!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you’ve never seen skeletons bust a move like this before!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit in frustration. But hey, at least you’ll get a good workout jumping around like a maniac!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

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DustCraft Minecraft Server – #134

Jrpg, REDEEM, codes, Gaming, mobile game

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the Nether, but with more chaos and less lava (well, maybe not less lava, but you get the point).

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are more terrifying than a horde of Endermen on a rampage. Our server is so wild, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with loot that would make even the richest player in the server jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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CritiCraft: Auntie Approved?

insensitivity, AUNTIE, romance novels, literary criticism, generational gaps

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your aunt’s catfish incident? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game with Ryan Reynolds himself, falling in love and needing your help to pay for the production of his new movie. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of romance novels to read in our virtual library – your aunt will never bother you about your reading choices again! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

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MythBusterCraft Minecraft Server

amusing memories, childhood fantasies, childhood memories, childhood naivety, growing up

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so wild and wacky that players couldn’t help but join in on the fun. Legend has it that if you mined a block of dirt with a diamond pickaxe, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Of course, no one has ever actually seen this unicorn, but that just adds to the mystery and excitement of the server.

Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. The music is bumping, the dance floor is lit up with glowstone, and the drinks are flowing (non-alcoholic, of course). Only the coolest cats and craziest creepers are invited to this exclusive event.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft server? The admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may be a little eccentric, but he knows how to throw a good party and keep the server running smoothly. Plus, who wouldn’t want to take orders from a llama in a top hat?

So come on down to the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. You never know what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious myths you’ll stumble upon. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe – you’re going to need them both!

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MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians

scandal, Ethics, Democracy, MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians, Canada

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.

we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.

and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.

so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.

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SkyShipCraft

interconnected world, transportation industry, Transportation, global trade, Technology

come join our epic minecraft server where humans have evolved to become flying creatures! forget about walking on land, now you can soar through the skies like a majestic bird!

we have airplanes flying everywhere, cruise ships sailing through the air, and even cargo ships floating above the clouds. it’s a wild world out there, and you don’t want to miss out on all the action.

build your own flying fortress, battle other players in mid-air combat, and explore the vast skies in search of hidden treasures. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us today and experience the thrill of being a high-flying human in minecraft!

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