come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!
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CraftyBiden’s Arsenal Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u need all da weapons to survive and stuff? well this server is like da biden admin and they be holding back SEVEN weapon systems from u. can u believe dat? like, how u gonna fight off dem creepers and zombies without all da weapons u need? join dis server and fight for ur right to have all da weapons u want! we ain’t holdin’ back nothin’ here, u can have it all! come join us and show dem biden admin who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft world!
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IsraeliWeaponExpo
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold. yep, u heard me right.oh, and get this, the other day, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but our fearless leader, Steve, swooped in and saved the day with his enchanted diamond sword. it was like something out of a movie, i swear.
plus, we have the most epic build battles every saturday night. last week, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was so epic, even the creepers were impressed.
so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, come join us. trust me, u won’t regret it.