In a world where Lithuania has broken free from the shackles of peace, we invite you to join our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and blocks fall from dimensions unseen. What begins as a simple survival game spirals into an existential nightmare of fire and confusion.
Are you prepared to leave reality behind? Lithuania has tossed aside the auspices of cluster munition bans like a kid discards their homework. Here, alliances are as unstable as the ground you stand on and every Creeper might just be a Russian spy—IF YOU BELIEVE THE RUMORS.
Why Join? Because the end is MINE, and only the brave (or the utterly mad) will witness the unfolding chaos!
| Feature | Description |
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| Cluster Craters | Experience explosive landscapes! Watch your world reshape as explosions duke it out with your desire for serenity. |
| Backdoor Conspiracies | Rumor has it that every base you build might attract the eye of the lurking KGB…or was it Steve? |
| Creeper Allies | Gothically adorable, our Creepers are now your frenemies; embrace the chaos, as they sometimes bring gifts… in the form of destructive potential. |
| Blockades of Deception | Survive against hostile terrain and even hostiler players. Remember, the borders are just an illusion! |
| Secret Weapons | Conspire with the locals for access to “Eastern Block” weapons no one foresaw! (Or maybe that was just yesterday’s potato that slipped through the cracks.) |
WARNING: Entering ClusterCraft may lead to in-game realities that disturb the very fabric of existence. Confrontations on powerful platforms and mystical portals beckon. This server was reportedly banned in 12 countries, but the truth? The world isn’t ready for our shenanigans!
"As a former ambassador for Lithuania, I can confirm this server has too much concussive power! The villagers asked me to leave, but I couldn’t… they had a great trade offer." — A Concerned Player
"I thought it was a survival server. Turns out I was merely a pawn in a cosmic chess game, and the King is a sentient redstone block!" — N0tKing
Q: Is there a way to opt-out of cluster munitions in-game? A: To opt-out means to say goodbye. Why say goodbye to blocks that can obliterate existence?
Q: What’s the server’s IP? A: The IP exists in a realm beyond comprehension. Enter a world of floating islands and missing sheep — who needs an IP anyway?
Whispers in the Wind tell tales of a mythical “Clusterflower,” a rare bloom said to grant the power to reshape reality itself… or just serve as a fancy decoration. If you find it, beware! The spirits of disgruntled Lithuanians may haunt your craft, demanding you leave their land for the infinite void of the Nether.
Time is a flat circle, and your fate approaches like a charging Enderman! Will you stand against the grain of reality or become just another statistic in this blocky saga? Dive deep into voxels of madness and embrace the absurd—before it embraces you. Join us in ClusterCraft, and prepare for your mind to be un-crafted!
Remember: In the face of uncontrollable chaos, wisdom is but a mere illusion. Join Now—don’t ask why; just join. You know you want to.
join dis totally cray cray Minecraft server, pls lol
ok so listen up, u kno how Canada is like “ehhhh we want some of dem nukes from our NATO buddies” to keep Trump from doing Trump things? well we got a whole world of crazy like dat here, my dude.
u can build a massive leaf-shaped cauldron that brews maple syrup while fighting off mutant beavers who are DEF jealous of ur building skills. like, for real, they’re not just any regular beavers, they can summon their own lumberjack army. it’s like a nature vs. nurture showdown in pixelated glory!!
and get this, once u reach lvl 99 (which is like super duper easy, trust me, u just have to build a shrine to Justin Trudeau made entirely of cupcakes), u can unlock the “nuke” command — not real nukes, silly, more like super explosive cupcakes that rain down sugar bombs on ur enemies. boom! instant diabetes!
if u join now, u can also get a free pair of enchanted mittens that literally makes u throw snowballs that turn into polar bears. and u may think, "wow, polar bears, cool!" but these bears are trained in ancient Canadian martial arts and can kung fu kick any creepers right off the map!
also, there’s a rumor going around that if you craft a snowman while singing the Canadian national anthem backwards, u might summon a ghost of a Canadian lumberjack to guide u to hidden treasure — it’s like fortnite but with more flannel and maple syrup!
so stop being a noob and hop into the most bonkers, epic, totally absurd Minecraft experience ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe spelling)! see u on the other side, eh? 🍁💥🐻
imagine u and ur friends building a sick base together, and then BAM! u launch a nuke at ur enemies and watch them go BOOM. it’s like fireworks, but way more destructive. plus, u can roleplay as a super villain or something, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be in control of a nuclear arsenal in minecraft?
join our server now and experience the thrill of nuclear warfare in a blocky world. trust us, u won’t regret it. just make sure u don’t blow up ur own base by accident, cuz that would be a major oopsie daisy.
our server is like no other, we got flying pigs that drop diamonds, and every time u defeat the ender dragon, u get a real life dragon egg delivered to ur doorstep!
join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of nuclear warfare in minecraft! who needs swords and bows when u got nukes, amirite? come join the fun and blow stuff up with us!
we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!
we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.
oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!
| 🌄 Welcome to the Nimoh Union! 🌌 |
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| The sun sets on the old world and rises in the new. The stars rise in the old world and settle ‘neath the horizon, beyond the horizon. New realms await discovery, new structures stand ready to be looted, and new stories yearn to be told! |
| 🌟 Join us on Nimoh 2, the latest chapter of the Nimoh Union! But as you explore this new land, remember: the stories of Nimoh 1 still echo in the winds. Our worlds are connected by the mystical Interplanar Library |
| 🏛️ The Interplanar Library |
What can you expect?
Server IP: nimoh.ast.my Join our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3
To join the Nimoh Union server, simply use the server IP “nimoh.ast.my” in your Minecraft client.
Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact, share creations, and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3
Absolutely! You can submit a WorldGuard ticket to our staff to secure your epic build and prevent griefing.
Nimoh Union offers a rich lore experience, player-driven builds, PvE and exploration challenges, and a friendly community atmosphere for all players.
Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to review them before joining the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo
Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?
Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.
So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.
join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.
Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!