Arms and Armor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

Babes, Beach, blocky, bros, dress code, dress policy, employee behavior, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, manager talk, meets, Minecraft, office environment, Optional, Professionalism, self-control, shorts, social etiquette, STARING, TANK, tank tops, tops, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIBES, work attire, workplace attire, workplace conduct, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Oops, I broke Minecraft

Atrocity, BROKE, crime, death, Destruction, devastation, Genocide, Grief, Guilt, Horror, Loss, mass killing, Minecraft, mourning, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Suffering, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8899
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6607
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

Blacks, CENTERED, cognitive dissonance, Colonization, colorfulcraft, colorism, darker skinned, discrimination, discussion, EURO, Euro centered, Identity, mental colonization, model minorities, Oppression, race relations, racism, SELF AWARENESS, Shades, Social Issues, society, Uncle Toms, Western, western society, Whites

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

can’t sleep, Crafty, insomnia, making a thread, patience, please wait, requirement, restlessness, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep help, sleep issues, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep support, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, Virtue…and, WaitaWhile

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	197779
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

2024.., acceptance, Afterlife, BLOWN, building, bullying, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreams, entrance, forgiveness, formality, godjak, Good deeds, Heaven, heaven gates, heaven gates open, Indians, interview, judgment, life review, list, lol, McCraftface, Participation, Redemption, True

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	153
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	398564
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

all for naught, battle, brave, courage, Defeat, determination, Effort, feel, fighting spirit, foolcraft, Fools, Fought, futile efforts, HARD, hard fought, Join, lost cause, madness, never give up, Noobs, perseverance, perseverance in vain, Pros, relentless pursuit, resilience, Struggle, uphill battle, wasted energy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	156
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Farms Harvested:	629	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

Assistance, Availability, busy, busy schedule, comfy, commitments, Crafty, hard work, Help, Hold, Infinite, lolz, MOMENTS, Obligations, organization, Priorities, productivity, responsibilities, Schedule, Server, TAXES, time constraints, Time management, time management skills, WAIT, work-life balance

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dimension Hops:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

Adventures, Ban, Biggest, blocky, Boss, bottles, carrying drinks, charging, coffee, complaining, construction site, Country, drink, experiences, Fridays, Fruit, Halmstad, Halmstads, Manager, Minecraft, rixmongo, Rixmongos, rules, security risk, SEK, subscription, thermoses, varmkorv, wages, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Vtubing LOLcraft: Where Laughter is the Best Block in Town!

amusement, Best laugh, BLOCK, Chuckle, comedy, Content Creator, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet personality, joy, Laughter, LolCraft, ONLINE, Smile, streaming, TOWN, Video, virtual, vtubing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	140	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky! Join us if you want to experience the best laugh in vtubing while playing Minecraft like never before.

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!