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Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	180
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1956
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

armpit hair, Beard, Body, body hair, body image, chest hair, distribution, Grooming, hair, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy back hair, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy shoulders, leg hair, norwoodinmg, Palace, pixelated, point, Pube, self-conscious, spider-like hair, subhuman

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Better Basics Online

Adventure, bedrock, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	67	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

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VarietyMC

Abilities, build battles, Builds, Discord, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hide & seek, ideas, Items, Lands, Mangas, Minecraft, Prizes, PvP, scavenger hunts, Server, shows, Suggestions, Survival, VarietyMC, weapons

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

A bunch of ideas in one server, endless possibilities!

In this server, there are items and weapons inspired by mangas and shows! Some also have abilities, like burning players around you.

There are also lands in this server to protect your precious builds and items. Some hate it and some don’t, so I will try my best to make the server better!

We will host a PvP event from time to time so people can have fun. There will also likely be events like Hide & Seek, Build Battles, and Scavenger Hunts with special prizes 😀

We have a suggestions channel in our Discord server so people can suggest ideas for both the Discord and the Minecraft server :3

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The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	7753
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

TheRanchSMP.playwn.co

CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	541

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	210
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	4991
Potions Brewed:	143	Magic Items Found:	7387
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3754
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchantments Applied:	237
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!