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Welcome to the Playhouse SMP, where we’re so vanilla we make plain look spicy! Whitelist for adults only, version 1.21!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Playhouse SMP: Overview

Established	June 2020
Server Type	Vanilla survival Java server
Player Age	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions
Events	Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.

2. How often does the server reset its map?

We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.

3. What server-wide events do you organize?

We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.

EcchiCraft Minecraft Server

anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, best ecchi animes, ecchi anime genre, ecchi anime list, ecchi anime recommendations, ecchi anime shows, EcchiCraft, Minecraft, must-watch ecchi anime, popular ecchi series, Server, top ecchi anime

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Votes:	4576	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest ecchi anime you’ve ever seen! Join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious characters, and plenty of naughty surprises around every corner. From giant anime girls that stomp around the map to hidden hot spring locations where you can relax and unwind, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like bikini contests, where players can show off their best pixelated swimwear and compete for fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our “date a creeper” event, where you try to win the heart of everyone’s favorite explosive mob.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, come join us today! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky adventures await you in this ecchi anime-inspired world.

TeammateTales Minecraft Server

Bonding, camaraderie, collaboration, Communication, cooperation, friendship, group dynamics, loyalty, Minecraft, mutual respect, Server, Shared goals, shared success, Support, Synergy, team dynamics, team spirit, Teammate, TeammateTales, teamwork, Trust, Unity, working together

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1012	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9848

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a sea of pixels? Well, come join our server and experience the joy of being a teammate!

Join us and you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family. Our players are like a pack of wild wolves, always ready to have each other’s backs (and steal each other’s diamonds).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can one-hit kill any mob in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of being a teammate on our server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the occasional creeper explosion.

PhoneSnoopCraft

arguments, birthday gifts, Boundaries, children’s devices, Communication, family dynamics, family rules, internet safety, parenting, Personal experiences, phone monitoring, PhoneSnoopCraft, Primary school, privacy, screen time limits, secondary school, sibling rivalry, social media, Technology, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9011	Towns Built:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s duke it out in the virtual world!

On our server, we have a strict “no phone until you’re 11” policy, because we believe in teaching responsibility before giving access to technology. But don’t worry, once you prove yourself with a brick phone, the world (of Minecraft) is your oyster!

Unlike some parents, we believe in monitoring screen time and internet safety. So rest assured, your virtual adventures will be safe and secure on our server. Plus, we have child locks on the internet, because we know how crazy those Endermen can get!

But watch out, because on our server, there’s a rival family who believes in unlimited screen time, social media for all, and no phone checks. It’s like a virtual showdown between responsible parenting and tech freedom!

So join us on our Minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of parenting styles! Trust us, it’s going to be block-tastic!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

CHANGE, CraftyBlock, deep thoughts, enlightenment, growth, inspiration, introspection, Life, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, motivational, perspective, philosophy, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, mining for cheese (yes, cheese), and riding on flying pigs. Our community is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ForgiveCraft – Let’s Mine and Mend!

anger, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional pain, Empathy, ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, Lets, letting go, mend, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship issues, Resentment, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of forgiving your friends for stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your revenge in the most hilarious ways possible. From setting up elaborate traps to turning their entire base into a giant chicken coop, the possibilities are endless! So why forgive when you can get even in the most epic and ridiculous ways on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NHS CyberCraft Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber hacks, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, Government, HACKING, Healthcare, Home office, Information Security, intelligence warning, Kremlin-backed attack, Minecraft, NHS, security breach, Server, Warning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Votes:	2719	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from those sneaky creepers and zombies? well, imagine if u had to protect ur virtual hospital from evil cyber hackers too! this server is like that, but with a twist – the hackers are actually backed by the Kremlin! so u gotta be on ur toes and use all ur minecraft skills to keep ur hospital safe from those pesky cyber baddies. join now for a wild ride full of action, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if u count flirting with ur fellow players as romance). u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHurricane

caribbean islands, CraftyHurricane, emergency preparedness, extreme weather, Hurricane Beryl, hurricane category, hurricane damage, hurricane development, hurricane evacuation, hurricane forecast, hurricane formation, hurricane impact, hurricane intensity, hurricane landfall, hurricane safety, hurricane season, hurricane tracking, hurricane updates, hurricane warning, natural disaster, tropical storms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Votes:	7789
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	192
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server because we got a Hurricane Beryl event happening in the Caribbean islands! It’s like, extremely dangerous and rare, just like finding diamonds in a cave full of creepers. But don’t worry, we got special armor and weapons to help you survive the storm and maybe even harness its power to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to ride the winds of Beryl on this insane server! Let’s goooooo!

WeirdlyCoolCraft

acceptance, being different, conformity standing out, embracing quirks, embracing uniqueness, embracing weirdness, fitting in nonconformity, Individuality, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity breaking the mold, social acceptance, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures being yourself, standing out, UNIQUENESS, WeirdlyCoolCraft, Weirdness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

if you wanna be WEIRD and DIFFERENT in a world full of BORING, come join our MINECRAFT server! we have llamas that can FLY and pigs that can TALK. our diamonds are actually CANDY and our creepers give HUGS instead of explosions.

come build a house made entirely out of CHEESE or ride a unicorn through a field of RAINBOWS. our moderators are actual WIZARDS who can grant you wishes and our players are all secretly ALIENS from outer space.

if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your IMAGINATION (and maybe a little bit of BRAIN DAMAGE). so what are you waiting for? come join us and be the WEIRDEST, most UNIQUE player in all of Minecraft!

Bcl2TumorKillerCraft

Bcl-2 protein, Bcl2TumorKillerCraft, breast cancer, cancer cell apoptosis, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell Death, cell protection, Cell Survival, drug discovery, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, novel compounds, oncology, protein conversion, Targeted therapy, tumor killer, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	298210
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re suddenly fighting breast cancer cells in the game. but get this, you’re not just fighting them, you’re making them DIE with these crazy compounds that turn them into tumor killers. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. come join us and save the world, one block at a time!