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Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

271094385, action, Adventure, alien technology, Anime, Aptom, battle, bio-boosted armor, Chronos Corporation, guyver, Hyper-Zoanoids, Lost Numbers, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Previous thread, Sci Fi, Sho Fukamachi, smp, storytime, transformation, Volume, volume 22, Zoanoids

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1880	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, deceitfulness, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonest communication, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, falsehoods, ineffective lie, insincerity, lack of credibility., lying.., Manipulation, untrustworthy, untruth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Items Found:	7516
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6619	Dragon Eggs Found:	4350
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

comparison, console, controls, emulation, Emulator, fan debate, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, handheld, metal gear solid, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peace, Peace Walker, Performance, portable, ps3, psp, Server, Single player, technical issues, Walker

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3207	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	63
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8689

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	118319
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, behavior change, breaking bad habits, breaking the cycle, determination, habit formation, HabitHacker, hardest habit, healthy habits, Life Changes, lifestyle changes, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, quitting habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success, Willpower

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Villages Defended:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	7943
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6643	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎