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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8267 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 137 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”