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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3416 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 181 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
so, like, u know how trump is all like, “ukraine, lower ur draft age”? well, turns out his future adviser is like, “yo, ukraine, go all in and lower that draft age even more!” like, can u imagine being drafted at, like, 12 years old? but hey, if u wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang with us and forget about all that political drama. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow u away with their sick moves.
