Ever wanted to stomp on the dreams of pixelated crabs while riding a unicycle in a dimension where reality bends like spaghetti? Well, you’re in luck! Join **The Llamacorn Apocalypse** – the only server where time runs backwards and goose feathers rain from the sky during leap years!
| Feature | Reality |
|---|---|
| Puppy Dimension | Every time you jump, a puppy explodes into glitter. Totally harmless. |
| Infinite Zucchini | Harvest a never-ending supply of zucchini that can only be traded for existential dread! |
| Singular Potato Anarchy | One potato rules them all; if you touch it, the moon will cry! |
| Floating Fishbowl Battlegrounds | Be careful! The fish are armed with laser beams that can disintegrate your thoughts. |
| Beware the Singing Beets | Every time they sing, it summons a minor deity that insists on knitting you a sweater! |
| Cursed Vanilla Server | Plays just like vanilla—if you can survive the screaming! HA HA HA! |
“I don’t understand what happened to the pizza, but now it speaks in tongues.”
“I thought I was building a house, but I accidentally created a portal to another realm. Thanks, I guess?”
“Once I tried to tame a shadow. Now it just glowers at me.”
“If I had a luminescent parrot for every time I saw a dragon fly backwards, I’d have… exactly one.”
Before you spiral deeper into the madness, heed this cryptic notice: The llamas are watching. The cucumbers are whispering. And if you hear the sound of clapping hands at midnight, it’s too late! The clock has already chimed twelve and your fate is sealed under layers of enchanted nachos.
Join us… or don’t. But remember: The shadows sleep in your backyard, and they’re hungry for more than just grass!
Imagine building a fortress so strong, even the creepers gonna be like “nah, we outta here”. Join now and be part of the epic battle for domination in the pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the land like a boss! Let’s show those other players who’s the real MVP in this wacky Minecraft adventure!
You wanna see some crazy battles? We got ’em! You wanna see some epic explosions? We got those too! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts – we got hidden loot that’ll make your head spin!
Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual landscape is so breathtakingly beautiful that even the Ender Dragon would want to take a selfie here. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that even creepers are invited to our block parties.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our mines, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your screenshots. See you in the game, fellow crafters!
The overhauled version of Towny-RPG is now BACK! The features are as follows; • Custom Overworld Map • PyroFishing, PyroMining, & PyroFarming • Custom Fishing & Custom Farming • Custom Augments (known as CEs) • Combat Classes • Dungeons • AureliumSkills • Leaderboards
play.towny-rpg.net
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Hardcore with World Resets | In Hotdog Water, you only get one life. But if you die, it’s not the end. Join our Discord server and cast your vote for a world reset. The fate of the world is in your hands! |
| Savor the Vanilla Essence | Experience true vanilla gameplay! No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim. It’s all about your raw survival skills. Can you conquer the untamed world of Hotdog Water? |
| Rules of Engagement | Embrace the chaos! Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, embrace the thrill of griefing, and most importantly, have fun! However, remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming and inclusive. Don’t be a wiener! |
IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB
Dive into Hotdog Water and unleash your inner hardcore survivor! Are you up for the challenge?
| Q: Can I respawn after dying in the Hardcore mode? | A: Yes, you can respawn after dying by casting your vote for a world reset on our Discord server. |
| Q: Are there any special features in the Vanilla gameplay? | A: No, the Vanilla gameplay is true to its essence with no added features like random teleportation or land claim. |
| Q: How can I engage in PvP battles? | A: You can engage in PvP battles by embracing the chaos and engaging with other players in-game. Remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming! |
Join us and explore a world where pigs wear top hats, chickens rock sunglasses, and creepers strut their stuff in tutus. Who knows what message they’re trying to convey with these costumes, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be able to stop laughing!
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining costume designs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover the deep, hidden meaning behind a cow wearing a monocle. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
But wait, there’s more! We have limited-time summons featuring characters like Saber Okita Sōji (Alter), Archer Anastasia & Viy, and Caster Charlotte Corday. And don’t forget about the daily appearance of swimsuit servants as support for free quests – because who doesn’t love a good swimsuit party in Minecraft?
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Double the chance of great or super success, halved AP consumption for Storm-Pods quests, and so much more. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| IP | straightup.minecraft.best |
|---|---|
| New Discord | https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH |
| Old Discord | https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf |
Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no rules, commands, land claims, map resets, or anything lame and obtrusive. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a whitelist to join the server? | No, there is no whitelist, anyone can join. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | No, there are no rules, it is an anarchy server. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there are no land claims allowed on this server. |
| Is there any map resets? | No, there are no map resets on this server. |
| Do you have a Discord server? | Yes, we have an official Discord server for the community. |
Join our server and dual boot Windows and Linux like a pro. Keep those two worlds separate like oil and water, ensuring that Windows can’t spy on your Linux activities. It’s like having a firewall between you and the snooping eyes of Bill Gates himself.
But wait, there’s more! Switching between Windows and Linux has never been easier. It’s as smooth as butter on a hot skillet. Say goodbye to the unreliable pain in the ass of using a Windows VM for gaming. Our server is here to make your tech dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the freedom of dual booting without the hassle. Plus, who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted swords. The possibilities are endless on our server!
SERVER WITH WHITELIST!! ACCESS IS FREE, GET IN DISCORD!!
Vaccinations! On the Schnycraft server (season 3) we create cities and actually live in them. Join an existing one or create your own. Cities bargain, negotiate, and sometimes conflict. Politics in short.
Peculiarities
– The opportunity to found your own city, or become a citizen of an existing one.
– Ability to play RP.– There is Simple Voice Chat and Emotecraft.– Datapacks Incendium, Stellarity.– Twitch streamer YolkaJess.– Experimental features included (there is an autocrafter).
– Conducting politics between cities, trade and war.
– Many cities and places of interest. Museums, temples, casinos, bunkers, parks.
– Live server updates to the latest version of the game. At the same time, you will be able to log into the server even from earlier versions without losing the functionality of the latest ones.
– No excess plugins. All the plugins present only complement the capabilities of the vanilla game, for example, a plugin for changing the position of stands with armor, or a plugin that allows you to sit and lie down.
– Communication with the server community via Discord.
– Datapacks for generation (Terralith) and collectible heads (from VanillaTweaks sets).– Plugin for alcohol (Brewery).
– No privates, BUT stamping and theft are prohibited. Any necking will be followed by a rollback of the region.
– Opportunity to propose your ideas for the server through the appropriate section.
– No wipes!
schnee.mineserver.xyz
| Welcome |
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| Welcome to “The Worst Players 3ver,” a Vanilla+ Minecraft server designed for adults seeking a chill and stress-free gaming environment! |
| About Us |
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| “The Worst Players 3ver” is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a growing community of like-minded adults who come together to unwind, build, and explore. Our Vanilla+ approach retains the core essence of Minecraft while enhancing the experience with a few carefully selected quality-of-life mods. This ensures that the game remains familiar and enjoyable, with just enough tweaks to keep things interesting. |
| Our Community |
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| Our community is our greatest asset. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a Redstone enthusiast, or a casual player looking to relax after a long day, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive group of players here. Our members are friendly, respectful, and always ready to lend a helping hand. We believe in fostering a positive atmosphere where everyone can share their creations, collaborate on projects, and simply have fun. |
| Features |
|---|
| Vanilla+ Gameplay: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with enhancements that improve gameplay without altering the core mechanics. |
| Friendly and Mature Environment: Our server is tailored for adults who want to enjoy a laid-back gaming session. |
| Community Projects: Join in on large-scale builds and community events, or simply watch and admire the creativity of others. |
| Stress Relief: Escape the pressures of daily life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. |
| Why Join Us? |
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| Steady Growth: Our community is steadily growing, attracting new members who contribute to a vibrant and active server. |
| Supportive Members: From sharing tips to helping with resources, our members are always ready to support each other. |
| Chill Vibes: This is your go-to place for relaxation. No drama, no pressure—just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. |
| How to Join |
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| Joining “The Worst Players 3ver” is easy. Simply head to our discord, where you can find all the details on how to get started. Whether you’re looking to build your dream base, embark on epic adventures, or just chat with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, you’ll find your place here. |
| Discord Link |
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| https://discord.gg/VUN6sKYbMQ |
| Come join us! |
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| Come and be a part of “The Worst Players 3ver,” where the community is growing, the vibes are chill, and the fun never ends. See you in the game! |
A: Yes, this server is designed for adults seeking a mature and stress-free gaming environment.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our discord channel to ensure a positive atmosphere for all players.
A: Absolutely! Our community projects are open for participation to all players, regardless of their skill level.
A: You can reach out to our moderators and admins through our discord channel for any assistance or to report any issues.
A: Yes, we organize community events and activities regularly to keep the gameplay interesting and engaging for all players.