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CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness

10 months, an hero, coping strategies, CraftyCrew, Emotional journey, emotional release, feeling depressed, guys, Healing Process, inner peace, Liberating, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, officially happened, overcoming challenges, personal growth, reaching the end, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchantments Applied:	165
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a true hero without any of that pesky depression holding you back!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on top of the world. We have insane stories of players who have conquered mountains, tamed dragons, and even built entire cities out of diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of being a true hero in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself wanting to an hero without a care in the world!

RespawnRIPBob

accident, coping, death, devastating loss, emotional pain, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Illness, life cut short, Loss, Memories, mourning, passing, Remembrance, RespawnRIPBob, Tragedy, tragic event, unexpected loss, untimely death, young death

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Crops Grown:	7673
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it will literally bring your dead grandma back to life just to play with you! That’s right, we’ve got zombie grandma battles, skeleton dance parties, and creeper confetti explosions! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – your deceased loved ones will thank you for it!

CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian Supreme Court, Censorship, CEO, Country, court order., CraftyMusksCourtBrazil, elon musk, free speech, internet regulation, judge, judicial intervention, legal action, legal representative, online platform, OPERATIONs, social media, Suspend, suspension, threat, twitter

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?

anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺

GirlCleaner Minecraft Server

after event cleaning, after guests leave, after party cleanup, Chores, cleaning, cleaning up, cleanliness, domestic duties, GirlCleaner, Girls, house cleaning, household chores, Housekeeping, keeping things tidy, maid service, maintaining cleanliness, Minecraft, picking up after others, post-party mess, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, tidying the house, tidying up

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a group of mischievous girls who are always causing trouble and leaving a mess behind. But hey, who needs a clean server when you can have non-stop entertainment?

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant pink fluffy unicorns and evil llamas, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Potato Castle” competition. And don’t worry about cleaning up after yourself, because who cleans up after these girls anyway?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond throne, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get to make all the rules (as long as they’re ridiculous).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughs, and the never-ending fun!

IslandSuccess200 Minecraft SMP

bilingualism, cultural diversity, Cultural preservation, education, free society, future predictions, global communication, Island success, IslandSuccess200, language acquisition, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, Long-term goals, Minecraft, smp, Taiwanese Mandarin

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6816	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this crazy island where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – in 200 years, this island will be the most successful and free place in the world. And if you haven’t learned Taiwanese Mandarin yet, well, you better start practicing because that’s the only language we speak here.

So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of diamond rain. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this island in 200 years!

VacayVibesWithMyMini

anxiety, Boundaries, Emotional Abuse, emotional maturity, family dynamics, family vacation, Great Smoky Mountains, headlice, healing, make up vacation, narcissist, panic attacks, road trip, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, sibling dynamics, single mom, toxic family, toxic relationships, VacayVibesWithMyMini

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Dimension Hops:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a king suite on the penthouse floor in the Great Smoky Mountains – just you and your kid, lice-free guaranteed!

Join us for a Healed Girl Summer and leave behind the emotional basket case vibes of your past. Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and handle your shit, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Don’t be like the sibling who toughed it out for mom – be the hero of your own adventure on our server. And if your siblings get mad at you for choosing self-care over family drama, just remember – diamonds are a girl’s best friend, not toxic relationships.

Blocktopia: Witness the Epicness!

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adventure, aspirations, before I die, blocktopia, bucket list, dream come true, dreams, epicness, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Milestones, must see, once in a lifetime, things to do, things to see, travel, ultimate experiences, unforgettable moments, Witness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Towns Built:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	7040	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw epic dance parties every night. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyGeneralUS

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Crops Grown:	8605	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army to challenge the chinese army general in a battle to the death. top US official will be there to cheer u on and maybe even join in the fight. who will come out on top? find out on our server, where anything can happen and the stakes are high. join now for a chance to make history and maybe even start world war 3 (just kidding… or are we?)

CrustCraft: ZirconZest

Ancient Zircons, Continental Crust, Continental Formation, Crustal Evolution, CrustCraft, Early Earth, Earth science, Earth’s First Continents, earth’s history, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, Magmatic Activity, mineralogy, Oxidizing, Petrology, plate tectonics, Tectonic Processes, Thickened Crust, Wet Magmatic Signatures, Zircon Analysis, ZirconZest

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	2589
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WILD STORIES? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WE GOT OXIDIZING AND WET MAGMATIC SIGNATURES GALORE!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE DIGGING AWAY IN A MINE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY YOU UNEARTH ANCIENT ZIRCONS! AND GUESS WHAT? THEY SUGGEST EARTH’S FIRST CONTINENTS FORMED FROM THICKENED CRUST, NOT EARLY PLATE TECTONICS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE THE CRAZIEST THINGS HAPPEN! BUILD YOUR OWN CONTINENT MADE OF THICKENED CRUST! FIGHT OFF MAGMATIC MONSTERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PolyCraft, where mining gets crafty and greylisitng is a real art form! Welcome to the fun!

application, art, Chat, chest previews, Crafty, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, form, Fun, gotospawn, Graves, greylisitng, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, master stonecutter recipes, Mining, More Food data pack, Polycraft, qraftys, real, server ip, shulker previews, smp, structure packs, Treefeller, Waystone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9267
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Void Gems Collected:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, and more
Application Link	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You must fill out an application form and get greylisted before joining. The application link is provided above.

2. What are the server features?

The server offers various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, and more. These features are activated on the map with no expiration dates.

3. How can I contact the server staff?

You can chat with the server staff via Discord. The Discord link is provided above.