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HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	1166
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

academic publishing, academic success, blocky, breaks, career longevity, career progression, career retention, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender gap, men in science, men scientists, research, scientific article, scientific career, Scientific community, scientific publication, scientific research, scientific study, scientists, STEM, study, women in science, women scientists

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	5317	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Animals Bred:	54	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChocoCraft SMP

brand, candy, chococraft, Chocolate, chocolate brand, Cocoa, confectionery, craving, DELICIOUS, dessert, favourite, favourite brand, favourite chocolate brand, indulgence, luxury, Popular, smp, snack, SWEET, Tasty, top choice, Treat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7807	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	228
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Animals Bred:	35

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

disruptor., Elon, elon musk, Engineering, entrepreneur, futuristic, game changer, GENIUS, hypothetical invention, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical technology, innovation, inventor, Mind Blowing, Musk, revolutionary, science fiction, Space Travel, Technology, Teleportation, transformative, Visionary

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness