🔥Armament Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gun Runners Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, Armament, cat protection, dark net, DEFEND, defense strategies, emergency planning, firearm acquisition, germany, getting a gun, gun, gun laws, illegal weapons, Minecraft, online purchases, personal security, Preparation, Protect, runners, Safety, self defense, Server, Survival, world destruction

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!

Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!

CeasefireCraft: No Putin Allowed!

aggression, Allowed, Armament, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Kiev, Military, Négotiation, opposition, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Truce, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

so like, u know how putin is all like “no ceasefire in ukraine” and stuff? well, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the craziest battles ever! like, imagine putin and kiev arm wrestling over a diamond sword, that’s basically what our server is like. u gotta join and see for yourself, it’s wild! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stuff. so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyKimJongUn

Armament, Conflict, CraftyKimJongUn, Diplomacy, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, Tension, threat, Ukraine, united states, West

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	236	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Void Gems Collected:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2165

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Potions Brewed:	158
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Buildings Constructed:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	867592
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8852

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	5840
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6157	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Potions Brewed:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimension Hops:	5

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	4404	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6511	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!