Armageddon MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ApocJams: Choose Your Soundtrack

dramatic, Apocalypse, Chaos, Humanity, Choice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally ending and the only thing that can save us is your epic choice of theme song for the apocalypse! Join us as we battle zombies, creepers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon while jamming out to your favorite tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to choose the soundtrack to our impending doom, but you also get to ride on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet llama that spits out diamonds (yes, you read that right).

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of players fighting off a horde of skeletons while breakdancing to the Macarena? Or watch as someone builds a giant roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). So grab your pickaxe, cue up your favorite song, and let’s save the world in style!

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AstroCraft2032

Probability, Astronomy, catastrophe, impact event, near-Earth object

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz like, there’s this wild rumor that an asteroid has a 2% chance of hitting Earth in 2032. but like, no worries, cuz on our server, we got a secret bunker where we can all hide and survive the apocalypse together. plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come build your own bunker and prepare for the end of the world in style. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so like, join now before it’s too late!

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PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon

Vatican, injury update, armageddon, pope, accident

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft with the pope? well, now’s your chance, cuz he’s on our server! imagine building a giant cathedral with the pope himself, he even blesses your diamonds for extra luck! but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might fall and injure his arm while building with you. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? join our server now for a holy good time!

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Bong Bros Minecraft Server

Bongbros, uncertainty, survival skills, Server, Doomsday

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have nukes! That’s right, when things start getting heated, you can chant hilarious phrases like “Boom goes the dynamite!” or “Sayonara, suckers!” as the nukes start flying. Who knew surviving a nuclear apocalypse could be so much fun? Join us now and get ready for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life!

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Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

End of the World, existential threat, Apocalyptic, global crisis, armageddon

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will literally keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, the world will collapse in your lifetime! That’s right, you better start building your epic creations now because who knows when the world will come crashing down around you!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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the world is ending Minecraft SMP

uncertain future, the world is ending, Apocalypse, plea for mercy, armageddon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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Friday 13th Asteroid Fun

Fun, celestial event, asteroid collision, planetary defense, End of the World

ya’ll ever wanted to play minecraft on an asteroid? well, come join our server where we live on asteroid apophis! it’s got a tiny chance of smashing into earth in 2029 – on a friday the 13th! imagine the chaos and fun of trying to survive while dodging flaming debris and angry aliens! plus, the gravity is all wonky so you can jump super high and build epic floating bases. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

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End of the World Minecraft Server

death, Despair, bad stuff, Loneliness, fear

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from the impending apocalypse! Join us and fight off hordes of zombies, mutant creepers, and even killer chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare resources that will help you survive the end of the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a potion that will make you immune to all damage (except for fall damage – sorry, gravity still sucks).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! And who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the chaos – because hey, even during the apocalypse, a virg*n deserves a chance at romance, right?

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CraftyApocalypse

extinction event, planetary destruction, cosmic event, environmental disaster, human extinction

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

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FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, End of the World, devastation, moving on, feeling lost

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

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