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FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

Assistance, blocks, Breakfast, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, Decision making, disagreement, Expectations, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FiancéCraft, lists, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, teamwork, Toddler

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

MineCraftU?

acquiring new talents, broadening skills, Continuous Improvement, Curiosity, discovering passions, education, educational aspirations., enhancing abilities, expanding horizons, Exploration, knowledge acquisition, lifelong learning, mastering a craft, minecraftu, personal growth, pursuing interests, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill development, Something New, Unlocking potential

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	5784
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

+18, Active players, Adults, Anti-Xray, Community, Creeper damage, Deathchest, Discord, Economy, Enderman, hermit-craft style, HermitCrafters, home, iso, Item Frames, Minecraft, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugin, PRETEND, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Magical Moments Shared:	26

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ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
Chest Locking	Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads in the game
Death Chest	Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
Vein-Miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
/home Command	Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
Shops with Custom Economy	Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
Anti-Xray	Prevents cheating with xray mods
Server Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
No Creeper Block Damage	Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
No Enderman Block Picking	Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

Q: What is the /home command used for?

A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.

Fairy Tail Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, constantly drunk, control, drunk mage, Fairy, Fairy Tail, FANTASY, fantasy world, father daughter relationship, gigachad father, greatest mage, mage battles, Magic, magic abilities, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, powerful mage, Server, strong female character, supreme fairy magic, Tail

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drunk fairy magic! Our players are so powerful, they can’t even be controlled by the most legendary mages of all time. We have one player who btfos her gigachad father on a daily basis – now that’s some serious family drama! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate mage in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, always keep a bottle of fairy dust on hand for emergencies!

I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

#youtube, animation, Anime, blast, Characters, controversial, critique, culture, discussion, Entertainment, japanese, Media, Minecraft, opinion, pedophile, series, smp, society, speed grapher, Storyline, Video, Watching

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, AnnoyingAF, bad hygiene, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being late, being rude, being selfish, being unreliable, chewing with mouth open, constant complaining, interrupting conversations, irritating behavior, loud chewing, Minecraft, not following through, not listening, not saying thank you, Pet Peeves, smp, talking loudly on the phone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

DreamCarCraft

car dreams, Car Enthusiast, car obsession, Childhood Dream, classic car, Dream car, dream car aspirations, dream car fantasy, dream car goals, dream car memories, dream car nostalgia, dream car wishlist, dream vehicle, DreamCarCraft, fantasy car, favorite childhood car, long tail tags, luxury car, sports car, ultimate dream car, vintage car

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, global affairs, international relations, Military, Nuclear Threat, nuclear warning, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, putin, Putin warning, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, Warning, West, world news

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

VovchanskVillagers

battle, captured, Claims, Conflict, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, hostages, international news, military intelligence, military operation, Operation, prisoners of war, Recapture, russian military, Russian soldiers, soldiers captured, Troops, Ukraine, Vovchansk aggregate plant, VovchanskVillagers, war zone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

Bread, Breadwinners, burden, Challenges, Economy, family, financial stress, Hardship, income, Job, long-term consequences, LOSE, most, PRESSURE, provider, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Stability, Struggling, Support, WINNERS, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.