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Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	702
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Emeralds Found:	9040	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!