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Arkos Minecraft Servers

  • Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

    Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 4071
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

    But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

    And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

    Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

    Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

    In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

    So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

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  • Trump’s Court of Appeals

    Trump’s Court of Appeals
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3074
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ores Mined: 4818
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3

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    Are you tired of dealing with real-life political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a special mini-game called “Trump’s Courtroom Showdown”! Watch as Trump tries to appeal every decision made by lower courts, only to have the Supreme Court (which he conveniently appointed a third of its justices) rule in his favor every time. It’s like a never-ending episode of Judge Judy, but with way more explosions and blocky graphics. Join now and see if you can outwit the ultimate troll in this wacky world of Minecraft politics!

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  • Blocky Rebellion Minecraft Server

    Blocky Rebellion Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 5220
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ores Mined: 4085 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where the creepers do the Macarena and the zombies breakdance to Thriller. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees. True story, bro!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage. But who’s counting?

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  • CyberCreeper Olympics & Election Server

    CyberCreeper Olympics & Election Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 194
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

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    So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, dude. Like, the Russians are all up in here, trying to mess with France and stuff. They’re all like, “Let’s mess with the Olympics and elections, bro.” But like, don’t worry, we got this epic Minecraft server to distract them.

    Join us and help us fight off those pesky Russians with your mad building skills. Build a giant pixelated Eiffel Tower to show them who’s boss. Or maybe create a redstone contraption that will confuse the heck out of them.

    Plus, we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, there’s this one where you have to ride a pig through a maze while dodging TNT explosions. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on our custom skins. You can dress up as a French baguette if you want.

    So, come on, join our server and let’s show those Russian cybercampaigns that we’re not messing around. Let’s make France proud, one block at a time.

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  • TrickyValveSurvivalAI

    TrickyValveSurvivalAI
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7708
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

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    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a rollercoaster ride of epicness.

    imagine a world where tricuspid regurgitation is treated with valve repair or valve replacement, but instead of boring medical stuff, we interpret the survival pattern using artificial intelligence methods. like, what even is that? who cares, it sounds cool!

    join this server and be a part of the most mind-blowing experiment ever conducted in minecraft history. u will be on the edge of ur seat as u witness the outcomes of patients being treated in ways u never thought possible.

    plus, there’s a secret level where u can battle giant tricuspid regurgitation monsters and save the world from certain doom. u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2863
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 63318 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds are clothed girls you have nudes of! In this wild and wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect all the nudes of the clothed girls scattered throughout the land. But be warned, these girls are not your average NPCs – they’re fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their modesty!

    Join us for thrilling events like the Great Nude Hunt, where players compete to find the most nudes and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions of invisibility. And don’t forget about our legendary Nudes of the Week contest, where the most creative and hilarious screenshots of clothed girls will be crowned the ultimate champions!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, keep your pickaxe sharp and your sense of humor even sharper – because in this world, anything goes!

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  • BankBlock Minecraft Server

    BankBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 2699
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player on our server was censored by YouTube for being too awesome. They withdrew 4k from the bank and told them it was because YouTube decided to censor them. But did they back down? No way! They kept pushing back and doubling down, until they printed out 500 flyers telling people to take their money from the bank. That’s the kind of crazy antics you can expect on our server!

    So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner vampire Kiril and show the world that you don’t mess with us, then come join our Minecraft server. Because on our server, the only rule is to have a blast and never back down. Let’s see what happens when you mess with us! Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server

    HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7872
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all ages and interests, just like this widowed mother trying to fulfill her son’s wishes!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?

    Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!

    So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • KickCraft: Family Edition

    KickCraft: Family Edition
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4287
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pee on the bathroom floor! Unlike some people’s relatives, our players know how to aim and keep things clean.

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.

    And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.

    So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!

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  • BugHouseParty

    BugHouseParty
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2631
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Farms Harvested: 717 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

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    So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and you’re not just playing with other players, you’re playing with insects too! They have their own little insect society going on, like a bug version of The Sims or something. You can trade with them, go on quests with them, maybe even start a bug revolution, who knows? It’s a whole new level of gameplay, man. Plus, they throw the best bug parties, you gotta see it to believe it. So come join us and be part of the insect house crew, it’s gonna be lit!

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  • Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife

    Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 347
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

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    hey u, ya u, do u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz get dis, dis server has been proven by SCIENCE to make u smarter in da long run. like, if u join dis server now, u will be like einstein by da time u hit middle age.

    so like, if u want to be a genius and pwn some noobs at da same time, den u gotta join dis server ASAP. forget about all dose other servers, dis one is da real deal. trust me, i read it in a science book once.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join dis server and become a minecraft mastermind in no time. da world is waiting for ur big brain plays, so hop on and start flexing ur intellectual muscles. let’s get smart and crafty together! 🧠🎮

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