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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Potions Brewed:	186
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crops Grown:	8825
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	2388	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	1711
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	9732	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	5916	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25570

ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4059	New Chunks Explored:	111257
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Azusa, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hifumi, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, Mashiro, Minecraft, Natsu, PVs, Reisa, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, set, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	352083
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4901
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6360
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

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