| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2093 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6520 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1833 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4731 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1433 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6335 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 151 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2333 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8800 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1268 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8923 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4222 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1686 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 266 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
