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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Votes:	8157

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	11	New Chunks Explored:	842250
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ores Mined:	3217	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	896	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Crops Grown:	8677
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8118	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!