ARK Survival Evolved Minecraft Servers

Ark Survival Evolved

  • V-Tark VTube Craft 1.20.5

    V-Tark VTube Craft 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like, filled with all these VTubers who have played and streamed Ark! Like, what even is Ark? Who cares, just join the server and experience the madness for yourself!

    You’ll be like, surrounded by all these virtual YouTubers who are probably way cooler than you’ll ever be. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to play with them and become besties or something.

    So like, stop wasting time and join this server ASAP! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your sad, pathetic life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ark Ascended Minecraft Server

    Ark Ascended Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by dinos in Ark Survival Ascended? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from those prehistoric nightmares! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is the occasional creeper sneaking up on you.

    Our server is so lit that even the most hardcore /v/ gamers have ditched their dinos for some good old blocky fun. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride pigs into battle or summon a squad of dancing llamas to protect you from enemies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” event? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have you screaming with joy (or terror, we won’t judge).

    So come on, leave those pesky dinos behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs ascended survival when you can have epic block-building adventures with us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepKidSnubbedMC

    StepKidSnubbedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the financial underdog in your own household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to provide for is your virtual farm!

    Imagine a world where your spouse’s exes are actually helpful and contribute to the household expenses. On our server, you can build a virtual mansion with your virtual riches and show off to all the other players.

    Forget about real-life financial obligations and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. Join now and leave all your financial worries behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockin’ Love Quest

    Blockin’ Love Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being single because you spend all your time playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of pixelated romance and adventure. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and creepers to bond over? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

    Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where girls are a rare sight? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are constantly self-inserting left and right! Join in on the fun and see just how many girls you can spot building epic structures and slaying zombies with their diamond swords.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of too much block-building on the human brain. Will you become a master builder or lose your mind in a sea of pixelated blocks? There’s only one way to find out!

    So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. And who knows, you might even find love among the creepers and skeletons. Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Spot Bot AI Minecraft SMP

    Spot Bot AI Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of bots pretending to be real players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bot-free zone! We have a strict “no bots allowed” policy and our admin team is constantly on the lookout for any sneaky AIs trying to infiltrate our ranks.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to meet some truly wacky characters. From a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of llamas who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds. On our server, you’ll stumble upon chests filled with enchanted gear, rare items, and even the occasional slice of pizza (because why not?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadlessLunch Minecraft Server

    DadlessLunch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with clingy parents in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your dad wanting to have lunch with you on campus again! Our virtual world is a parent-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any family drama.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a parent-free experience, but we also have exclusive events like “Dad-Free Fridays” where you can enjoy uninterrupted gameplay without any parental interruptions. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for independence.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to awkward lunch dates with dad. It’s time to take control of your own virtual destiny and build the life you’ve always wanted – no parents allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomDrainer420

    MomDrainer420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

    So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MovieLoverMC SMP

    MovieLoverMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockbusterQuotes

    BlockbusterQuotes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

    Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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