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Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	262	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

America, american culture, American dream, American heritage, american history, american identity, American spirit, American values, Democracy, home of the brave, INDEPENDENCE, Land of opportunity, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Enchantments Applied:	263	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3687
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ores Mined:	6569	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crops Grown:	1972
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

Accountability, activism, Archive, Awareness, CHANGE, chuds, Communication, CraftyLies, Digital Detox, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, ignorance, internet, Misinformation, Noticing, Overrated, Posting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, society, Truth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Votes:	4606
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchantments Applied:	255
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

anti-social, antisocial, changes, Communication, depression, disconnect, Friends, Hiding, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Normie, Recovery, room, self improvement, Server, Social Skills, socially awkward, society, Technology, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	7498
Players Killed by Monsters:	4950	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!