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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9214 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.