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MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	140
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	114

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3323
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	119
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	145	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Divine Spears Created:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	1948	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	132	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	171
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
New Chunks Explored:	82344	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3525	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ores Mined:	6714	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!