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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7072 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 8895 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.