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MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	3080
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	813800

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2241
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, #intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, HQ, intelligence agency headquarters, Israel, Israeli defense, israeli government, Israeli intelligence, israeli intelligence service, israeli secret service, Israeli security, israeli spy agency, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, secret, secret service, smp, Special Operations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4260	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Towns Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardAF, awkwardness aftermath, cringe-inducing interactions, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, EMBARRASSING, haunting memories, Interaction, Minecraft, regretful, sleepless nights, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftyExcuse

alarm malfunction, bizarre excuse, car trouble, creative excuse, EXCUSE, family emergency, funny excuse, late to work, MineCraftyExcuse, never used excuse, one-of-a-kind excuse, out of the ordinary excuse, overslept, pet emergency, public transportation delay, traffic jam, unconventional excuse, unexpected delay, unique excuse, unusual circumstances, work tardiness

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Adventures, Bidens, BoomTown, explosive

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!