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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5959 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3108 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 138 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!