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PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

best karma, Karma, karma anecdotes, karma benefits, karma blessings, karma consequences, karma examples, karma experiences, karma impact, karma in action, karma justice, karma lessons, karma manifestations, karma miracles, karma results, karma rewards, karma stories, karma success, KarmaCraft, LOLKarmaMoments, positive karma, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Divine Spears Created:	25

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	70
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	3713	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crops Grown:	9173	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1163	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7030	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	5189	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8244	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!