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PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, ITT, memes, Minecraft, offbeat, Online Community, OOC, OOC Panels, Out of Context Panels, Panels, PixelatedPals, pop culture, Random, smp, social media, surreal, Unconventional, unexpected, viral content

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	201
New Chunks Explored:	565988	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	292	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3358
Potions Brewed:	31	Emeralds Found:	816
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3533	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Star Shards Collected:	208	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Farms Harvested:	692

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1432	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Farms Harvested:	212	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!