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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8506 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 6766 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
And get this, there’s a rumor that there’s a secret underground dungeon that’s like the size of a whole freakin’ continent! And inside, there’s a giant diamond block that’s worth a bazillion diamonds! But watch out, because there’s also a giant lava monster guarding it that shoots fireballs the size of school buses!
But wait, there’s more! The villagers in this SMP are all super smart and have built a whole city in the treetops, with bridges and zip lines connecting everything! And rumor has it, there’s a secret society of ninja pandas that protect the city from evil mobs!
So come join us on this crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger and 10 times more ridiculous! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!