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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4810 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
