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Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mines Excavated:	4841
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mines Excavated:	4251
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1725

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1984

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5537	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	118	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	284056	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4828	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.