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DadCraft Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, braless, Communication, DadCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, generational differences, home improvement, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, nightgown, overreacting, privacy, Renovations, Respect, Server, social etiquette, Therapy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

AlimonyCraft: No Waivers for Cancer!

aita, Alimony, AlimonyCraft, bills, Business, Cancer, Coldhearted, CoParenting, designer clothes, Divorce, forgiveness, hard time, Help, Infidelity, multi-million dollar house, prenuptial agreement, Procedures, quality of life, SAHM, spender, tiktok, Waivers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex-husband’s affair with a prostitute 20 years younger than me!

Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.

Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.

CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, company policy, Confidential, corporate, Covert, CraftyPolicies, hidden, INTERNAL, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, Procedures, Public, regulations, rules, secretive, Server, Surprising, undercover, undisclosed, unexpected, unknown

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Potions Brewed:	64
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1983	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

CraftyTeenWisdom

advice, aging, appreciation, CraftyTeenWisdom, Experience, growth, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, personal development, perspective, Reflection, Self Discovery, teenager, wisdom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	9281
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BidenCraft: Wish I Convinced Israelis!

administration, biden, BidenCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Convinced, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israelis, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation skills, peace negotiations, Persuasion, political strategy, president, regret, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Votes:	4884	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.

also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?

BullyCraft: No Woof Woofs!

animal control, animal welfare, breed restrictions, breed-specific legislation, BullyCraft, dog breed, dog breed restrictions, dog ownership, Irish laws, Irish pets, legislation, ownership restrictions, pet ownership, pet ownership laws, pet regulations, republic of ireland, restricted breeds, woof, Woofs, XL bullies, XL bully breed, XL bully laws, XL bully ownership

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Emeralds Found:	5193	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, this server is like the wildest place to be, man. we got XL bullies running around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got them under control. it’s like a whole Republic of Ireland up in here, but with more blocks and less leprechauns.

join us if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dog breeds that are so restricted, they make your head spin. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe from any doggy danger.

come on over and build with us, fight with us, and laugh with us. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. then maybe stay away. but for everyone else, this server is the place to be. let’s do this!

Life’s UnfairCraft

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, complaining, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Fairness, Gratitude, life lessons, life not fair, Lifes, mindset shift, negative mindset, opportunities, personal growth, perspective, positive outlook, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, silver lining, UnfairCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so, liek, u know how sumtimes life is just, like, not fair? well, wat if i told u that on dis epic minecraft server, life not being fair is actually a GOOD thing?! yah, u heard me right!

on dis server, u can, liek, build a house out of diamonds and no one will judge u cuz life not being fair means u get all da good stuff! u can ride a pig off a cliff and survive cuz life not being fair means u get to cheat death!

join dis server and experience da wild ride of life not being fair in all da best ways possible! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with cake and llamas. yah, it’s dat crazy.

CraftyScientistz

Academia, ACADEMIC, academic integrity, Assistance, Authorship, citation, collaboration, CraftyScientistz, data analysis, Disclosure, Ethics, papers, peer review, Plagiarism, publication, research, scholarly communication, scientists, third party services, transparency, Writing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	37203	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. like, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens and they give out diamonds like candy on Halloween.

And get this, the whole server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the ocean of lava. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun, man.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can hang out with unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

So, like, come join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Thugcraft: Where even the creepers fear to tread – join us if you dare! 18+ only!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Australia, backups, build events, Cheating, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, CREEPERS, Datapacks, default settings, Disabled fire spawning, discord server, Double Shulker Shell Drops, Dragon drops elytra, End Gateways, English only., Europe, fear, Friends, Griefing, Jackbox, Join, microphone, more mob heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, PvP competitions, rules, shopping district, Silence Mobs, smp, stealing, Thugcraft, Tread, Vanilla, vanilla settings, voice chat, world seed, worldwide latency

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who are we?
Why did we start Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server without restrictions, complicated rules, or abusive mods. The server is 7 years old and on its ninth season.
Who are we looking for?	Players over 18 are welcome. Aim to keep average player count at 10 and peak player activity under 20.
Community	Focus on cooperation and commerce. Spawn features a shopping district for player builds. Hold regular events and use Discord for communication.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat
Technical Stuff	Great worldwide latency Uses Paper with vanilla settings Unknown world seed Various datapacks implemented Frequent backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Thugcraft?

Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

What are the server rules?

Rules include no griefing, stealing, or cheating, and chat must be in English only.

Are there any age restrictions to join Thugcraft?

Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply.

What kind of community events does Thugcraft host?

Regular community events include build events, PvP competitions, and game nights playing Among Us or Jackbox.

FridayNight Minecraft Server

Friday feeling, friday fun, friday night, friday night activities, friday night celebration, friday night drinks, Friday night entertainment, Friday night excitement, Friday night fever, Friday Night Lights, friday night out, friday night party, friday night plans, friday night relaxation, friday night socializing, friday night unwind, friday night vibes, FridayNight, Minecraft, party time, Server, TGIF, weekend vibes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	195	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be on a Friday night!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and compete in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond-studded pigs, a haunted mansion where you can play hide and seek with ghosts, and a disco party every hour on the hour.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes…literally!