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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3482 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 351 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4311 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!